Yes, it’s becoming increasingly clear as I clack away at my keyboard that my fingernails have gone from just “unruly” to full-fledged “wild and uncontrollable.” My thesaurus would like to be acknowledged for its part in that last sentence.

Anyway, for those of you who really enjoy my quality illustrations, I’ve created four new works of art that you can check out at Myspace. Everyone else likes to have these clever, ironic photos that somehow represent each song, so I figured I would hop on the bandwagon and depict the speaker in each song as a sad robot (Sadbot, if you will). That way you can listen to the song, see what Sadbot is feeling, and then ask yourself if you really “get it.”

There’s also a new song up there (complete with Sadbot illustration) that I’m hoping to include in the movie I’m working on, called Now Or Never. It was originally an experiment to see if I could write a successful pop song without using a V chord. What? Does anyone really do that? I mean, I know he’s a dork, but … really? Yeah, I did that. I think it came out OK too, albeit short and mostly devoid of any hook (not to mention equally devoid of authentic cadences, oh snap).

I also just wanted to make sure that all my loyal readers are intimately familiar with The Perry Bible Fellowship. My favorite is obviously the one with the Automatic Barber, but really they’re all good. A constant source of inspiration when I fear my own comic may falter. What? Never! Also, I don’t feel up to writing even more CD reviews at the moment, but the new Killswitch Engage and Prize Fighter Inferno albums are both worth your time. That is all. Carry on.