Best comic yet! I can see Depp staring as the demented writer who gets sick of writing outlandish murder mysteries and starts acting them out. From the comic he should also be dressed as a dinosaur while doing it…copywrite trademark me muhahaha

If I were that cactus, I’d be pissing myself. But as an objective observer, I am able to laugh at his potential doom.

By the by, if you grant this Aaron of Boston the copywrite, may I lay claim to the copyright?

Both of your requests will do little to circumvent my copyrizzight. Eat it, how’s lunch?

Ah, now you’re on to my secret. “Lunch” is the time in the afternoon I ignore my wife’s emails without trouble. And it was, as always, fantastic.

Do i detect the beginning of another long story arc?

Words hurt my head

I totally phoned this one in, come on. Compared to my earlier work, this is total tripe. What’s with all the discussion?

Greatest. comic. ever.

What was everyone’s favorite part?

For me it was when he says it’s going to be a thriller, not a crime. This says to me that he doesn’t even care if he’s caught or not.

Correction to previous comment - meant to say:

…when he says it’s going to be a thriller, not a MYSTERY.

Sorry to mess up your board Joe. I will proofread better next time.

Y’all are whack and I love you.

please don’t say whack or y’all ever again

Seconded

Don’t make me whack y’all, I’ll do it, I’m crazy.

i will throw up in your boxer shorts

And I will defecate in your hat, sir. This would create a perfect balance.

no one poops in my hat! not with out paying 4.50 first.

I didn’t mean your hat, I meant Joe’s. And I don’t have $4.50 anyway.

I can’t believe I haven’t commented yet.

you still owe me 4.50

No one’s paying anyone, this comic is old news. Just for that, I’m going to make tomorrow’s totally suck ass. Then we can all owe each other $4.50.

If you posted that 6 minutes later, it would have been 4:50

Wow, how awesome would that have been? You could have just said “Then we can all owe each other $”, and we would have assumed that the 4:50 pm following “Comment by UltraJoeBot 02.12.07 @” was the amount you meant. Why don’t you repost today at 4:50 pm?

There, I edited my damn timestamp, happy? Now read the new one already.