http://www.ultrajoebot.com/2007/02/16/contest-submission/ My life as a robot, with comics! Wed, 18 Jan 2012 12:30:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://www.ultrajoebot.com/2007/02/16/contest-submission/comment-page-1/#comment-1219 UltraJoeBot Wed, 21 Feb 2007 13:00:24 +0000 http://www.ultrajoebot.com/2007/02/16/contest-submission/#comment-1219 Well said, doctor. Also, having experienced your nightmarish balloon animals firsthand, I speak from experience when I say that a two-headed giraffe and a bunny with one ear slightly bigger than the other are hardly suitable retribution against one who has wronged me so completely as to have dismantled my time machine. But then, I can be pretty spiteful. Well said, doctor. Also, having experienced your nightmarish balloon animals firsthand, I speak from experience when I say that a two-headed giraffe and a bunny with one ear slightly bigger than the other are hardly suitable retribution against one who has wronged me so completely as to have dismantled my time machine. But then, I can be pretty spiteful.

]]> http://www.ultrajoebot.com/2007/02/16/contest-submission/comment-page-1/#comment-1218 Dr. Blowharding Tue, 20 Feb 2007 23:51:58 +0000 http://www.ultrajoebot.com/2007/02/16/contest-submission/#comment-1218 poop poop

]]> http://www.ultrajoebot.com/2007/02/16/contest-submission/comment-page-1/#comment-1217 Patrick Mon, 19 Feb 2007 21:07:11 +0000 http://www.ultrajoebot.com/2007/02/16/contest-submission/#comment-1217 I've read several of the original happiness and cyanide comics now, and they actually seem to be a tad bit on the "LOL your infant daughter is sexually appealing"-side themselves. I'll be curious to see what the winning entry looks like. You have my blessing to remove this comment when you win. Don't want to piss in the well you drink from. I’ve read several of the original happiness and cyanide comics now, and they actually seem to be a tad bit on the “LOL your infant daughter is sexually appealing”-side themselves. I’ll be curious to see what the winning entry looks like. You have my blessing to remove this comment when you win. Don’t want to piss in the well you drink from.

]]> http://www.ultrajoebot.com/2007/02/16/contest-submission/comment-page-1/#comment-1216 Patrick Mon, 19 Feb 2007 17:44:56 +0000 http://www.ultrajoebot.com/2007/02/16/contest-submission/#comment-1216 Definitely the best one I've seen in the contest yet. The forum the contest on is sure a pain. One comic per seven posts of arguing. And of those comics, few are of the non-crap variety. Definitely the best one I’ve seen in the contest yet. The forum the contest on is sure a pain. One comic per seven posts of arguing. And of those comics, few are of the non-crap variety.

]]> http://www.ultrajoebot.com/2007/02/16/contest-submission/comment-page-1/#comment-1215 Dr.blowharding Mon, 19 Feb 2007 17:37:33 +0000 http://www.ultrajoebot.com/2007/02/16/contest-submission/#comment-1215 um...first off turtles have a very low melting point so really it is not that hard to melt a turtle...second we all know that nightmarish balloon animals are the proper punishment for dismantling a time machine. um…first off turtles have a very low melting point so really it is not that hard to melt a turtle…second we all know that nightmarish balloon animals are the proper punishment for dismantling a time machine.

]]> http://www.ultrajoebot.com/2007/02/16/contest-submission/comment-page-1/#comment-1214 Aryn Sat, 17 Feb 2007 05:05:45 +0000 http://www.ultrajoebot.com/2007/02/16/contest-submission/#comment-1214 you're so silly, joebot. you’re so silly, joebot.

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