With the current metalcore scene producing a new band every minute, each one tuning their guitars just as low as the last one, it’s easy to get lost. Someone screams indiscernibly over pounding double bass, which then alternates with a catchy, melodic anthem of a chorus, and the occasional breakdown is thrown in for good measure. The formula sounds great for about 15 minutes, after which the monotony takes over and the repetitive hollow structures start blending the interchangeable songs into a calculated blur, leaving you desperate for something with actual substance. Going to see a show with four metalcore bands on the bill can be like listening to Atreyu on your iPod on the way to the venue, to see an Atreyu tribute band open for Atreyu. When the house music blasts over the PA in between sets, you’re probably in store for some more Atreyu.
So it’s great to hear one of the bands who pioneered the genre, continuing to break new ground, unafraid of pushing the envelope even further. On their new album Versions, Miami veterans Poison The Well largely abandon the hardcore roots that they had already begun shying away from on 2003’s You Come Before You. Instead of the slow, chunky palm-muted riffs that were so heavily featured on their earlier work, Versions finds guitarist Ryan Primack employing a more blues-influenced style, exploring the whole spectrum of his instrument. Like the dirty tone and dissonant chord voicings used to such brutal effect by bands like Tomahawk, it’s less of a swampy crunch and more of a spaghetti western jangle. It’s loud, noisy, and beautifully discordant, but most of all, it doesn’t sound like anything their peers are doing.
The band also experiments with new instruments to produce some surprising textures, like the brass and guiro combination in “Riverside,” or the Portishead-esque Rhodes in “You Will Not Be Welcomed.” The frantic tambourine in “Letter Thing” might even be reminiscent of a hyper blues hoedown, if not for Jeff Moreira’s brutal screams that propel the song‘s breakneck pace, begging, “Give me sunshine, make me happy.” His vocals always preserve the delicate balance between a restrained, brooding tension, and completely over-the-top, end-of-the-world screeching. Where the album sometimes falls short is the band’s reluctance to allow the occasional memorable sing-along choruses that were so carefully distributed throughout You Come Before You. The strange and ambiguous tonalities that make up the bulk of these songs are refreshingly original, but a smattering of more accessible hooks could better sustain the sense of balance throughout.
Versions has a spectacular range, from the hushed and twisted atmosphere created by “Slow Good Morning” to the trademark earth-shaking cacophony of songs like “Naïve Monarch.” In a scene so plagued by imitators with no real depth, we rely on bands like Poison The Well to remind us why we got into heavy music in the first place, and to hopefully revitalize the genre for everyone else. No one expects them to rehash their past work, which is a blessing in a way, because an album like Tear From The Red wouldn’t have nearly the emotional impact today that it did five years ago. It puts the band in the perfect position to create whatever kind of music they want to, and luckily the gamble pays off. In the end, it’s as impossible as it is pointless to compare Versions to their back catalogue, so I think it’s enough to say that it stands up perfectly well on its own.

I like your sense of humor. The Atreyu (whoever that is) comments were gold. I like this site.
Comment by Joshua Wakefield 04.09.07 @ 3:39 pmI like Atreyu. He was in the Neverending Story, which is great. Too bad they sullied it by remaking it and renaming it Mirrormask.
Comment by Patrick 04.09.07 @ 4:00 pmCome on, Neverending Story and Mirrormask are completely different. They’re both totally way awesome and neither has been sullied, unless you’re referring to the actual sequels to Neverending Story, which were admittedly kind of weak. Also, Atreyu is a pretty cool band, they just kind of get monotonous after awhile.
I like this site too. We should all really spend a lot more time here.
Comment by UltraJoeBot 04.09.07 @ 4:36 pmI’d hang out here if the comics were posted on time. Maybe.
Comment by Aryn 04.10.07 @ 10:38 amI wouldn’t.
Comment by Patrick 04.10.07 @ 10:40 amSo here I am hanging out. What’s up? What did I do last night? Interesting question. I came home and played guitar for awhile, ended up having 6 shots, then the alcohol decided I was hungry. I live above a bar, so I went downstairs and got a burger, had three more beers. I emailed my friend this morning asking for this chick’s number, and he emailed me back saying “I don’t have it. But what was wrong with the answer I gave the two times you called last night?” Definitely blacked out and made phone calls (always an awesome idea). Apparently I was kind of dickish because I accused my friend of having the number and not telling me (phone call number one) and then asking if he really meant what he said (phone call number two).
Nothing like hanging out on Ultrajoebot discussing an apparent lack of memories.
Comment by Joshua Wakefield 04.10.07 @ 1:19 pmPatrick, are you saying that you prefer the spontaneity created by my inability to remember what day it is, or are you saying you just hate my website and everything that goes along with it?
And Josh, it sounds like you might need an intervention there, buddy. Maybe you just have an addictive personality. I wonder what would happen if you lived upstairs from a boat loanery. Wait. What’s a boat loanery? Nevermind.
Comment by UltraJoeBot 04.10.07 @ 3:15 pmTo be honest, I have lived in this apartment since October, and only visited the bar twice! I don’t like paying premium. But yeah, last night was pretty heavy.
Comment by Joshua Wakefield 04.10.07 @ 3:40 pmAnd not entirely sure where you’re going with the boat loanery. It sounded funny though.
Comment by Joshua Wakefield 04.10.07 @ 3:41 pmOh my god, I forgot the most important part of the story: I was celebrating because I am getting $4100 back in taxes!! Yeah for me!
Comment by Joshua Wakefield 04.10.07 @ 3:46 pmAnd I just got $200 in ransom money for my friend’s turtle that I returned alive and well, go me! We should go halvesies on a $4300 luau.
Comment by UltraJoeBot 04.10.07 @ 3:57 pmI thik I’m going to get a better guitar amp, and the 24 inch iMac. They look sweet.
Comment by Joshua Wakefield 04.10.07 @ 4:04 pmSo does anyone like Poison The Well? I think they’re pretty cool.
Comment by UltraJoeBot 04.10.07 @ 4:54 pmI think you should poison the well my friend. becasue i’m about to take a trip to the dark side of the commet and drink some o’ that sweet well treated magic koolaid. or maybe i will stop reading the drible that is babling on your site, or is it sight? or maybe lite. i am confused i live under a bar.
Comment by Dr. Blowharding 04.10.07 @ 5:39 pmHahaha… quality post.
Comment by Joshua Wakefield 04.11.07 @ 9:14 amNo, it looks more like quantity not quality.
Comment by Dr. Blowharding 04.11.07 @ 10:24 amWhat did I do last night and every other night you ask with a smirky grin on your smiling face? Interesting question I quip. I came home and played Monopoly for awhile, ended up having 6 hotels, then the shoe and the small car decided I was hungry. I live above a boat loanery, so I went downstairs and got a boat loan, and had three more extensions on my original boat loan. Wow how boring, you ask even though it clearly is not a question but a statement on my life. Screw you I reply.
Boat Loan.
Comment by Keith 04.11.07 @ 3:19 pmYou sir are a master restater. Way to restate master restater. I bow down to your masterful restating.
Comment by Dr. Blowharding 04.11.07 @ 3:25 pmIn the words of Sam Eagle, you are all weirdos.
Comment by UltraJoeBot 04.11.07 @ 4:48 pmI heard Sam Eagle smoke dope with Gonzo. So I for one don’t trust that kind of un American behavior.
Comment by Dr. Blowharding 04.11.07 @ 5:02 pmI love you Keith.
Comment by Joshua Wakefield 04.12.07 @ 9:27 amI should let you know that Keith has been known to wet the bed so use caution when you have your first sleep over.
Comment by Dr. Blowharding 04.12.07 @ 9:57 amThanks for the warning.
Comment by Joshua Wakefield 04.12.07 @ 11:37 amAlso he tends to scratch…so you know have him trim his nails first. Ask UltraJoeBot he knows.
Comment by Dr. Blowharding 04.12.07 @ 12:48 pmThis place is full of weirdos. Yet I still post. Joe should make a comic about this guy who pisses himself whenever he scratches himself. And the punchline is that he just got poison ivy. If written right, it could be super funny. Wait, that’s actually pretty funny. Picture it. This guy itches all over, but can’t do anything about it or he’ll piss himself. In another life I may have been a comedian.
Comment by Joshua Wakefield 04.12.07 @ 2:51 pmI won’t rule out the possibility. Though I usually try to steer away from bodily function humor in my comics, anything with poison ivy in the punchline implicitly has my seal of approval. Also, Keith chews on my collar. I think that’s more off-putting than scratching and bedwetting combined.
Comment by UltraJoeBot 04.12.07 @ 3:16 pmCause they’re all in your neck and stuff. Yeah that definitely would creep me out more.
Comment by Joshua Wakefield 04.12.07 @ 3:35 pmAnother one you could do: ultrajoebot is at a strip club getting hit on by ultrahoebot. after a long and messy divorce with ultrawifebot, ultrajoebot is free to hook up with ultrahoebot, thereby producing ultrababybot. I see this kind of thing all the time on TV.
Comment by Joshua Wakefield 04.12.07 @ 9:24 pmBy the way, I only thought of that idea because I mistyped ultrajoebot.com as ultrahoebot.com and there must be so much material between ultrajoebot and ultrahoebot, but my idea was the first thing to pop into my mind.
Comment by Joshua Wakefield 04.13.07 @ 8:18 amEven so, I think the real Ultrawifebot would resent the implication. I don’t think there will be any divorce in the Ultrajoebot universe, sorry. Unless Vampire Skeleton and the cactus have a falling out.
Comment by UltraJoeBot 04.13.07 @ 10:07 amIts just a comic… or does life actually imitate art??
Comment by Joshua Wakefield 04.13.07 @ 11:32 amSorry ultrawifebot, meant no disrespect.
Comment by Joshua Wakefield 04.13.07 @ 3:58 pmI just realized that my habit of chewing collars while scratching the person I’m urinating on is being discussed at length in this forum. I just want to take this time to defend myself from the wild accusations of Mr. Dr. Blowharding. Argument the first: Mr. Dr. Blpwharding is not a real Dr. everything else is true though.
Comment by Keith 04.16.07 @ 8:49 amKeith you are a true fool. you have it backwards. I am in fact a reall doctor however everything else is false.
Comment by Dr. Blowharding 04.16.07 @ 10:53 amIf you’re a real doctor Mr. Dr. tell me what the hell you’re doing with that knife and those surgical scrubs, and also that heavly sedated patient with a clog in their left ventrical?
Comment by Keith 04.16.07 @ 1:27 pmi am making some very good asian bbq spare ribs.
Comment by Dr. Blowharding 04.16.07 @ 3:05 pmDid you guys know there’s since been another post?
Comment by Patrick 04.16.07 @ 4:07 pmHi Patrick,
what’s a post?
Comment by Keith 04.16.07 @ 5:05 pmA post is a… ah, never mind. You guys keep on. If anyone needs me, I’ll be busy appreciating dinosaurs that want to take drum lessons.
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