Poor Dinosaur. Everyone seems to be crushing his dreams like cornflakes. I hope he gets his revenge. Also I just realized that all Joe’s main characters besides ultrajoebot are edible.

Two parter huh? Seems a little lazy UltraJoeBot. Just a little lazy. Also sexy though very very sexy. Like a velvet balloon. MMMMMM velvet balloon.

I was going for the velvet balloon effect, thank you very much. And I never do anything in two parts. You can expect a three-month saga at this point.

I predict it concludes with the panda revealing he has been holding a pair of drumsticks behind his back. And though he is a master, he will refuse to teach the dinosaur how to rock.

that would be cruel of panda. panda is more devious. i think he would offer to teach dinosaur show him all his mystic drum powers only to reveal that the drumsticks are poisoned.

Oh man, poison drumsticks. Dr. you could get a job writing for a soap opera.

And The skeleton is really the Panda from the future come back to stop itself from destroying the world.

whatever you say hero

Okay that one was awesome. “what about crushing your skull and breaking your bones at the same time?” Pure gold. I hope this is a trilogy.

Haha, the dinosaur could realize the futility of learning the drums with such short arms…

So many great ideas in your comments section - when are you going to feature a guest contribution? I have something that might work. It doesn’t involve your characters, and it’s not actually a comic, but it does feature animal on girl stuff, which people generally like.

Woah…movement…that would be impressive if dinosaur crushed lobster’s skull by JUMPING on him.

The dinosaur doesn’t have hind legs and Ultrajoebot is a beastiality-free zone, but thank you both for your ideas. And Patrick, you can write on my website when I can write on yours. Actually, wait, I take that back. Waaay back.

I think the next cartoon should feature one extra panel. It doesn’t have to be filled with anything, I just like that extra option open for you and your world of wackiness.

I think UltraJoeBot should reveal his true intention. To creat a shabby cartoon inorder to sell crappy toys that were made by cheap labor in China. so look out world here comes the first round of UltraJoBot action figures now with sneaky panda grip and dino-drumming bite power.