the adventures of dino and cat. sounds like a great saturday morning show.

Is the dinosaur highly suggestible, or is the Octopus clairvoyant?

I thought he eats cats.

Yes, exactly.

After all that he decides against the drums… nice.

Eating cats is Alf’s thing. Plagiarist.

Alf has a lot of things though. He was willing to part with this one in exchange for a burrito and a bus pass.

you should not dare to speak the mighty name of Alf. Your pidly little comic can not hold an once of Alf the Great’s piss. Also I think eating cats is a China thing.

Yeah, but the whole concept of eating cats being a China thing, is in fact a Paul Simon thing. He first sang about the use of cats in Chinese food with Art Garfunkel on the rare B-side to The Sound Of Silence, called The Sound Of Cats Being Eaten (By Chinese People). It wasn’t a good song, in either message or music.

Also, Alf gave me permission to speak his name in exchange for a taco and a $3 phone card.

Unfortunately, Alf does not control his own trademark - it is owned by NBC. So having Alf’s permission is meaningless.

a $3 phone card and a taco huh? well i got permission in exchange for a hat made of rat fur and col. klink’s glass eye.

Censorship on ultrajoebot.com!!!!!

dude, when did UltraJoeBot become a Facist? Around when Keith got fat?

Dr. Blowharding would like to apologize for his comments about the fatness of Keith. It was not meant to offend Keiths every where. This was a comment made in jest and meant to be light hearted. Now I know some socially conscious folks are making a big stink about this in the media, calling for my firing. Well I would like to make it clear that I would like to have a fat Keith working on my show. When I asked when did Keith get fat it was meant to be humorous. Lets just put this whole thing to bed so fat Keiths and non fat Keiths can all get on with their lives.

Oh dammit, what did I miss??

On behalf of fat Keith’s everywhere I’d like to say that your humor is appreciated but not condoned. In the future however, please refrain from using the word fat. Instead use the word Chubby. We prefere Chubby.

On behalf of the skinny Keith community, I would like to say that your remark was a brillent turn of phrase and I don’t understand how it could be taken in a negative way. Fat Keith’s know they are fat and should act accordingly. And if they don’t like it, I don’t care cause they could never catch me.

Fat Keith’s and Skinny Keith’s should be united and know that regardless of their hip to waist ratio they are still Keith’s and although it is true that, that is not much it is still something more then the Mark’s or the Kip’s can say.

What about well-toned Joshua’s?

I heard they are douchebags.

Ouch! Hey Joe, check out http://www.dirtflake.com/ for ideas for characters for your comic. Do several ‘next page’s ‘ so you can see a bunch of them. I saw the picture and instantly thought of your comic. And what kind of people you got on this site nowadays?

Ruffians and nogoodnicks mostly. Those are some cool characters at dirtflake, though a little more “skillfully done” than the style I usually identify myself with. The giant panda is especially neat-o.

UltraJoeBot,
Is it fair to call some one a ruffian or a nogoodnick simply because they answer someone’s question? If one does not want an answer why ask the question? In answer to your direct question to me “can you be civil?” yes. I can. Will I? Only God and his Zombie son know the answer to that question. But I will guess mostly.

I would separate insults and answers, personally. Though its not like I’m taking this stuff personally. But I think you, Dr. Blowharding, are a nogoodnick, mostly.

mostly. I only said I heard that they were douchebags, so the real question is who did I hear it from?