And moisture rained down from the sky, the sea’s turned luke warm, the dead stayed dead but started screaming relentlessly. In this time of peril and general confusion the robots descended. Thus did the robot rebellion begin.

Wait is that Fat Keith or non Fat Keith?

Why don’t you get off fat Keith’s. I got off yours last night. OOOOOhhhh SNAP!!

Is the implication that “Fat Keith’s” are penises and that you were on my penis last night? I’m not sure how this makes me look bad since you were the one speared by my “Fat Keith”. It sounds homoerotic to me.

Haha, so now how do you interpret the phrase “well-toned Joshua” ??

Gross.

I heard they like Fat Keith’s.

Dr. Blowharding, clearly it was your intent to use the plural form of “Fat Keith” in your above post. As such, no apostrophe is needed. Which begs the question: in what field do you hold a doctorate? Monkeyfuckery?

oh SNAP!

I believe it’s an honorary doctorate in geography, which he was “awarded” from an “accredited” online university. Also, I think Fat Keith was a rapper in the 80s who is now moonlighting as a magician’s assistant at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas.

Let me clear a couple things up. First of all, Dr. what I meant with my second statment was that unbeknownst to you the fat gimp that you keep in your basement has a name. That name ironically happens to be Keith. So when I said I had gotten off your “Fat Keith” I was indicating that I had snuck into your house and had sex with your beleathered basement gimp. That irony is so ironic.

I heard that fat Keith once scissor-kicked Angela Lansbury. I also heard that he HATES Mexicans - and he’s half-Mexican… And he hates irony!

Yeah, I liked the comic too.

Comic?

I wish I knew you people in person…

No, Joshua, you don’t.

Also, I heard that Dr Blowharding’s computer blocks him when there are curse words. So everybody swear a lot, and he won’t be able to post! It will be a nice present for his birthday, which happens to be today.

Are you fucking serious? What a cunt.

I thought little-bitch-boy-fuck-wad Patrick was calling UltraWifeBot a cunt! Then I understood, because apparently I’m fucking retarded enough to not have got the joke from the first moment….. case of the Wednesdays? Does anyone here give a shit?

Gone are the chances of my mom ever posting here. Oh well, what can you do with such ruffians and nogoodnicks about.

I would never have posted such foul language unless ultrawifebot told me to. I did not realize that your chief ambition was to make your mother a regular ultrajoebot.com commentator.

I am officailly ashamed of all my postings. Hi mom.

I second that. Hi Keith’s mom.

“I did not realize that your chief ambition was to make your mother a regular ultrajoebot.com commentator.”

HAHAHAHAHA! Super funny.

Oh, and yeah, for the record, UltraWifeBot DID say to swear so that Dr. Blowharding would go away.

Joshua, I apologize my friend, but the comment about chief ambitions and mother’s, while beautifly executed, does not deserve 5 HAs, an ! and the comment super funny. I rarely ever disagree with both you and patrick, but in this case I while have to give a thumbs down, 1 star and a tsk tsk tsk.

3 tsks? HAHAHAHAHA! Super funny!

Joe - how did you put canned laughter into your message boards? Is it a wordpress plugin? It’s like watching Full House.

How rude Patrick. How rude indeed. *Bowinkle impression*

Cut it out