In all seriousness, one of the best comics in a while. I loves it.

That sneaky panda better watch out, or JoeBot is going to give him the clamps!

CLAMP. CLAMP.

Yeah, this one’s great. I got a good laugh out of it.

CLAMP! CLAMP! (Pause. Then a spastic, limp-wristed fairy dance as the sugar takes hold)

CLAMP!

If this were Craigslist, I’d hit ‘Best of’ …

I’m so glad that there’s a new comic so that maybe Dr. Blowharding can get involved in commenting again. It was sad to lose his input on the last comic’s bored. Really shit cunt bitch goddamn fucking sad.

Oh was the swearing thing for real?

Yep. Also, in my previous post, I made reference to the previous comic’s “bored”. I of course meant to write “Fuck shit cock”. I regret any confusion.

Of course it was real, UltraWifeBot never lies.

Ok, well then, do you have a problem with Dr. Blowharding? I am assuming you know him personally? Well, for all I know, Dr. Blowharding could be a chick, which would be SUPER FUNNY. Anyway, how come s/he is being “blocked?” An acceptable answer is that it is just funny.

I’ll let Dr. Blowharding field that one himself.

Oh WAIT. He can’t!

HIM-self. Half of my post has been answered. Once Dr. Blowharding gets his lazy fucking ass in here, he can explain why he can’t see pages with goddamned swears on them. I guess he will have to wait until he gets home from work, assuming he doesn’t block himself while at home, which would just be sad.

And then he whips the ninja star out from behind his back only to find out that it won’t even scratch the titanium that is UltraJoeBot.

$5 says a NINJA STAR scratches titanium. Everyone knows that.

What about a panda ninja star? Wait a minute…his left paw is a panda ninja star!!

In barring The good Dr. are we not stooping to his level. Did not Jesus say love the guy who pisses you off or I’ll come back there. seriously, I’ll turn this car right around and we will go back home even though I spent my hard earned money on this trip to cancoon.

Who drives to Cancun?

Jesus does and it’s Cancoon not Cancun. Cancun is a normal location where yuppies and jerks go, but Cancoon is a magical location where only Jesus and leprechauns go. Incidentally that’s who he had in his car.

Ok, so you’re telling me Jesus DRIVES?!?! Doesn’t he just kind of wink, or clap, or snap, or something God-like? Isn’t it more likely that Jesus reorganizes the evolution following the big bang so that his current locale is now tropical? You know, or something like that…

Well yeah, but leprechauns are violently allergic to clap-travel, hence the Geo Metro that Jesus was driving.

Comment #20:

I believe this comic is top notch. What, what. Tea and scones and a bottle of your finest Chardonnay. Cheerio.