oooh! New star background! It’s nice to see the design team cranking out new sets, if I fall asleep at work I’ll know who to blame.

this comic reeks of last minute rush work. Mr. UltraJoeBot i am left feeling sad and empty.

I only had enough time to either make myself lunch or crank out a comic this morning, so just be grateful you got anything at all, you old windbag. And Aaron, if you fall asleep at work, just say you were meditating.

I really wish I had something for lunch.

lunch is the least of your worries i hear you have a house guest in the coming weeks that will test your will and your skill

comment? yes, comment.

Does nobody even care that Joe’s inconsistancies are destroying this comic? Is everyone else willing to stand idly by and just let Joebot’s blinking go from wiping out the universe to having no effect? I’m not.

He’s not blinking, he’s meditating. I admit, the orange lenses on his meditation goggles do sort of look like eyelids, but I assure you, they’re not. You know what I think is destroying this comic? readers questioning the author’s judgment.

I… I’ve been censored. I can’t breathe. Why is this happening? WHAT’S GOING ON??

Weird. For some reason, one of my comments wasn’t showing up, and now I see it. I should stop smoking aluminum dust.

Patrick the only thing you have to fear is fear itself and the only thing you have to do is do itself and the only man you have to kill is Steven Holmes.

I think this site is great. Wow. You are very creative. Great job. Although some odd comments.

@Keith,

I read your last comment and thought it was going to end thusly: “Patrick the only thing you have to fear is fear itself and the only thing you have to do is do itself and the only man you have to kill is Steven Seagal.”

@Patrick: Inconsistencies drive art forward. Stop complaining.

@Rick: “Although some odd comments.” Indeed.

Inconsistencies also drive comments forward. Just look how I follow my second two “@”’s with a colon and a space, yet in the first one, it is followed by a comma and a newline. Inconsistent, yet consistent in its inconsistencies.

All your inconsistencies sicken me. But your laughter is sweet medicine to chase away the sickness. Someone make Rick an omelet.

I don’t like eggs. Thanks though.

DENIED!

I’m sorry, I guess I don’t understand how things work here.

None of us understand, least of all me. I think the wife was just enjoying the fact that you shut me down when I tried to offer you a free omelet. Did I mention it was free?

Well I do enjoy free things, but eggs make me itch.

Rick you are a tool.

That is not very nice. What are you a Dr. of? Being a jerk? I don’t even know you.

Don’t take it personal, Rick, the good doctor can be a douche from time to time. Or he is trying to illicit a response. Either way, ignore him. He doesn’t know how to craft quality comments using the previous comment as his “in”. He’s kid of like a bull in a china shop. The kid makes no attempt to string along pointless, yet vaguely connected humor. He also is strangely attracted to omelets. He likes how smooshy and pokey they can be. (I wonder why?)

Corrections (It’d be nice to self-edit my own comments, hint, hint):

1) He’s KIND of like a bull in a china shop.
2) The kid makes no attempt to string along pointless, yet vaguely connected humor THROUGH COMMENTS.

Seriously, I wanted to edit my comment, but could not.

And for something completely different: “My show is an acquired taste. If you don’t have any taste, acquire some.” -Stephen Colbert

Josh you could not be more right about me. Wow I feel so much lighter now. Thanks.

Joshua thanks for letting me know. I think that Dr. is a real ass.

No problem Rick. And to the rest of you, I apologize for my trainwreck of a comment above. Don’t judge me. I normally am an excellent commentator.