Wait, dehydration? Is Chad dying because Ultrajoebot never made any body of water in his universe? Does Chad need to swim in the ocean to regain his strength? Why is God so cruel? And why is Kenny not running for reelection yet?
1. Yes, dehydration.
2. No, Chad isn’t dying, he just tends to complain a lot. In this case, he’s a little thirsty, but it’s entirely of his own doing.
3. Chad wears a gravitational belt around his exoskeleton, which increases the earth’s gravitational pull by about 250%. This increases the energy required to walk about, and keeps his strength up so that he doesn’t have to swim in the ocean.
4. God’s not so bad.
5. Kenny has come around and now feels that Vampire Skeleton is doing a bang up job as mayor.
Wait, dehydration? Is Chad dying because Ultrajoebot never made any body of water in his universe? Does Chad need to swim in the ocean to regain his strength? Why is God so cruel? And why is Kenny not running for reelection yet?
Comment by Keith 07.25.07 @ 7:33 am1. Yes, dehydration.
2. No, Chad isn’t dying, he just tends to complain a lot. In this case, he’s a little thirsty, but it’s entirely of his own doing.
3. Chad wears a gravitational belt around his exoskeleton, which increases the earth’s gravitational pull by about 250%. This increases the energy required to walk about, and keeps his strength up so that he doesn’t have to swim in the ocean.
4. God’s not so bad.
5. Kenny has come around and now feels that Vampire Skeleton is doing a bang up job as mayor.
I hope this helps.
Comment by UltraJoeBot 07.26.07 @ 11:23 amI had to pick up a lobster at work yesterday and put it on the scale. It crawled off and broke a claw off on the floor.
Comment by LÜKE 07.27.07 @ 2:26 pmThank you Ultra and thank you Luke. I feel better now.
Comment by Keith 07.27.07 @ 3:36 pmeww! detatched lobster claw!
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