I’m just gonna throw this out there… maybe he’d be happier if you introduced some sort of “WifeBot” character.

Listen, if you don’t want me to comment first, you shouldn’t post them on my day off.

He’s not really unhappy, the lobster’s just a jerk.

And UJB fans don’t call him “The One Who Rides Alone” just to have a wife character tacked on.

Isn’t that the definition of going nowhere fast?

Patrick makes a good point, it’s his loner mystique that keeps readers coming back week after week.

I suppose it is like going nowhere fast. Kind of funny that I got three comments in a couple hours and I didn’t even bother putting a punch line in this one.

Your other posts had punchlines? …

There’s a punchline. . .of sorts

punchline smunchline.

good point Keith.

I actually am drawn to the character’s unhappiness. Kinda makes me feel like a “we are not alone” type of thing…